Mitt I heard you have a 5 year plan
You know who else had a 5 year plan?
motherfucking Stalin
Mitt I heard you have a binder full of women
You know who else had a binder full of women?
motherfucking Regina George
Mitt I hear you like trees and industry.
You know who else liked trees and industry?
The goddamn Once-ler.
I don’t need any motherfucking thneeds, Mitt.
Motherfucking thneeds.
I find this true
(via groovytube)
